I often joke to my audience that they’re "sitting on a goldmine." The glutes might be the most important muscles in the body, but until recently, many have ignored this muscle family. The glutes are the foundation of power and the fountain of youth. Healthy glutes show the world you are young, vibrant and virile.
This isn’t hyperbole: there is a wonderful scene in Sex and the City
where a very wealthy man, with a lot of Viagra, loses the girl because of his saggy bottom. Droopy butt cheeks denote weakness, illness and injury. The inability to tightly flex the glutes has become so common that Stu McGill, the noted Canadian back specialist, has come up with a great term for this condition: gluteal amnesia.
The inability to hold one’s beltline at a position parallel to the floor is the first sign of gluteal amnesia. I first heard about this concept decades ago in the work of Laurence Morehouse and Leonard Gross. In their books—especially Total Fitness
and Maximum Performance
—they made a small point about how one woman effortlessly glides across the campus. Her beltline is parallel to the ground as she moves. The authors point out that most people allow their beltlines to angle downward.
The cure is to squeeze the butt cheeks. Stand and try to give yourself a flat beltline by squeezing your cheeks together—hard. If the fronts of your hips begin to complain with the stretch, you might have gluteal amnesia. If you can’t figure out how to squeeze your cheeks at all, you might have a nice case of gluteal amnesia.
Imagine that the pelvis is a bowl with water in it. You want to keep from pouring or dripping water out of this bowl. Most Americans are pouring water out of the front. If you think of the rib cage as a box, you want to keep the "box on the bowl." If the bowl is calm and quiet, the box can happily sit on it for generations. But, if you tilt the bowl forward, something else will have to work overtime. This often leads to back issues, tight hip flexors, and the dreaded pooched belly.
At the top of a kettlebell
swing and the top of a goblet squat, your belt should also be parallel with the floor. Yes, coaching can be that simple.
In total honesty, I have been there. Years ago, my necrotic left hip was slowly destroying my ability to walk, train and live. Weeks before a total hip replacement, I noticed an odd thing: I couldn’t squeeze my left butt cheek. I couldn’t even find it.
Mike Warren Brown, the director of programming at my gym, spends most of his time working with elderly clients. Training older clients
is a window into the entire population. Some of us are aging well, and some of us are not.
Mike has a simple drill for "finding" the glutes:
Lay on the floor. Some elderly clients will have difficulty just getting to the floor, and it will highlight their issues with age and disuse. Slip your hands under your butt cheeks (cue the usual joke, "I said YOUR butt cheeks") and consciously squeeze the left and right glutes into your hands.
This may seem like an exercise for just geriatric patients. But, if you feel a cramp in either hamstring during a hip thrust or any other member of the glute training exercise family, to channel Jeff Foxworthy, "You might just have glute amnesia."
Pay attention: If you do lots of swings and serious glute work I WANT your hamstrings sore for the next day or two. As I often tell people that if their lower backs hurt after swings, then they are not listening and are doing them incorrectly. But if your hamstrings hurt, then I’m a great coach!
When detecting gluteal amnesia, we are not talking about hamstring soreness a day or two later, instead we are seeing if the hamstrings cramp while doing a glute movement or exercise. If this happens, the "cure" is often Mike’s "Butt Awareness Drill" (BAD…copyright pending): Lay on the ground, cup your butt cheeks and practice controlling the squeeze.
Back in the 1980s, we did pelvic tilts at the Olympic Training Center and I thought they looked stupid. As it so often happens, I walked away from one of the best exercises ever invented for overall athletic improvement, and teaching how to use the glutes. We refer to these as hip thrusts today and we can all thank Bret Contreras for making them part of the general training discussion.
I teach hip thrusts with the thumbs driving into the ground, as at the beginning of the article. Marc Halpern, one of our nutritionists, does a great job demonstrating the basic position. This position is the same as the top of a kettlebell swing, but performed on the ground. The reason I teach this movement as pictured, is to make sure it is not done with the shoulders rounded forward in the "staring at the computer screen" position. I want the shoulders back and packed, and this little tweak helps a lot.
Hip thrusts are great held as planks, or for reps. For the record, if someone wants a video of a hip thrust plank (gluteal bridge or supine bridge), simply look at the picture of Marc and imagine him not moving for about thirty seconds. (Another attempt at humor: I was once asked for a video of an isometric hold we had illustrated with a picture on an article. I’m still not sure what the person wanted, since a video without movement and a picture are pretty much the same thing.)
The hip thrust can be done with bodyweight
, bands, or with kettlebells or barbells. I have Bret’s hip thrust machine and it is an excellent tool, but you can certainly work with what you have. The hip thrust is the start of our gym’s famous workout: "Buns and Guns."
Quick point: like most strength coaches, I have rarely worried about programming arm work or bench presses for my male athletes, or abdominal work
for my female athletes as they tend to be happy train those on their own time. But, since the "buns" part of this workout is so intense, we added some biceps and triceps work at the end as a bit of dessert. And, it works. Yummy.
Our gym’s basic "Buns" workout:
Hip thrusts up to 25 reps (We have gone much higher, but 20-25 works "best.")
Squat variation for 10 Reps
Kettlebell swings (heavy) for 15 Reps
Mini-band walks with the bands around the lower legs and socks for as far as possible in each direction.
Mike Warren Brown added a key point for every glute-focused workout: hip flexor stretches. The rest periods should consist of a variety of hip flexor stretches. His argument—and Vlad Janda would agree—is that the hip flexors pull the pelvic "bowl" forward as our bodies become more comma-shaped from constantly sitting. Glute work actively pries on the hip flexors, so give them the chance to really unlock during the rest/stretching periods. It is NOT unusual to hear people say that their backs feel much better after buns and hip flexor stretches. Getting "the box on the bowl" releases the stresses on the back.
During the mini-band walks, keep side-stepping and reaching as far as you can with the lead foot. It also helps to go "heel first" as you push sideways: the lead heel leads the whole body. A delicious cramping feeling in the outside upper glutes indicates when you are indeed working the right area.